Six minutes after opening my eyes this morning, I googled ‘fertility cleanse’. I’m a marketer’s dream, right now – willing to try anything to conceive.
I came across books, teas, smoothies and herbal remedies.
Then I came across a picture of a police drugs’ haul – and I thought, “hands up off the keyboard, lady. Step away from the internet.”
Over my breakfast bowl of banana porridge, Mother Nature reminded me of her clever inventions.
“Fruit and vegetables, my love. They’re your friends in this,” she said. “Especially the green ones – but have a regular nibble on the whole rainbow.”