With 353,000 babies delivered each day, it’s no surprise that Stork Inc has some unhappy customers.
On tough days, I take the service very personally.
Why do I get snail mail?
I ordered express.
Here I am, with my ticket.
Hey stork, does your ticket counter actually work?
STORK! It’s my turn!
On better days, I know I’m not in charge of procreation (though if the job was advertised, I would apply – naturally!).
All I am responsible for is taking the next step and accepting the grace of divine timing and miracles.