Procreation, do we have a deal?

Throughout this fertility treatment, I’ve been seeking an agreement.

Dear Procreation,

If I:
a) take vitamins
b) eat healthily
a) drink water
b) do what the doctors say
y) relax

Then you will give me a baby.

Deal?

Mum 100

 

Dear Mum 100

 Good letter, funny!

 You forgot to mention the unquantifiable x – where x equals all the mysterious elements that you cannot plan or predict.

 Keep trying,

 Procreation

 

So what’s the solution?

Well, for now, I’m giving my monkey mind something else to control. Writing 100 word blog posts, for example.

He’ll go bananas if he finds out.

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