Dear Mr Chocolate
You are helpful in this process.
Tonight, you visited. My fella brought you home.
It’s tempting, Mr Chocolate, to search for a reason why you’re good for making babies. I have Googled your properties, of course I have done that.
However tonight, I will say that the reason you’re good for me is because you make me feel good. We both know that I’m consuming enough greens and vitamins and other ‘fertility approved’ grub. I deserve you!
So, thank you little Green & Black’s bar. You bring a smile to my face and love to my heart!