Congratulations Avocado! Number one in the fertility food charts – how do you feel?
The women what?
They love ma hips.
How do you handle the attention?
I sing Shakira, Shakira.
Hips Don’t Lie?
Keep on reading the signs of my body.
Well, you’re full of folate, Vitamin E, fibre and mono-unsaturated fat….
Don’t you see baby, this is perfection.
What’s next for you, Avocado? World tour? Oh boy, I can see your body moving!
The attraction, the tension.
Oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad.
Come on, let’s go – real slow.
Editor’s note: see, this is where unexplained infertility takes you in the end. Just as infinite monkeys will type the works of Shakespeare – infertility always leads to sexual avocados, given enough time.