You’ll spot him skateboarding on the M25 or splashing in the lido at London Fields. Half rubber ball, half red dwarf, his biggest inspirations are:
- MC Hammer
- small dogs in windows of fast cars
- Elvis impersonators
- Cadbury’s creme eggs
His mission in life is to remind me how exciting this baby-making business is. He boinged on to bed this morning, bashing his head on the ceiling.
“Only four sleeps until your next scan!” he said.
I do love this little character. He’s the one who believes it’s all entirely possible. He wants to play Basement Jaxx now and dance around the flat – who am I to argue?